NOTE: They don't belong to me.

Merry: "Quick, Frodo, what's the elvish word for 'friend'?"
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Gandalf: "The fate of Middle-earth is in your hands-"
Aragorn: "Shh! The Game's on!
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Aragorn: "They're eating it."
Pippin: "They must be starving!"
Eowyn: "Shut up, okay?"
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Eomer:(to Legolas) "Right, you're a pirate of the Caribbean. How much rum has this guy had?"
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Boromir: "LOOK!!! A PENNY!!"
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Isildur: "What did you say about my mother?"
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Merry: Hey Pippin! Gullible is written in the sky!"